The Grand Canyon Between Her Legs, or, "Septic Tank Blues"

Tonight on a tried and convicted edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we kick off a theme of crime and punishment with the news that 30,000 California prisoners started what might become the biggest hunger strike in California prison history. While the prisoners ask for basic human rights, we'll discuss whether or not they should have rights in the first place.

Next, in a page ripped out of practically every man's nightmare, an Oklahoma woman who had a loaded handgun concealed in her vagina when she was arrested earlier this year on a drug charge has been sentenced to 25 years in state prison. With a vag that big, luckily she doesn't have to worry about who'll be pleasing her for a long, long time.

Later, in other Oklahoma news, we'll get down and dirty with a man who was arrested after the Fire Department were called to  help extract a man found peeping on women from inside a public restroom septic tank. We'll talk about getting an eyeful in more than one way.

Finally, we'll grin and bare it with a registered sex offender who was thrown back in jail this week for exposing himself at a public beach while offering what he thought was a perfectly reasonable explanation to police: His pants fell down.

All this, and more tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!