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Technicality Me Elmo, or, "The Breast and Brightest"

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Tonight on a 36DD edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we open with an update on last night's story concerning the San Diego man who went to court yesterday to face 13 counts of vandalism via sidewalk chalk.

Next, a federal judge has dismissed allegations that former Sesame Street Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash lured three men into sexual relationships when they were only teenagers, on a technicality. We'll share the story which is less than tickling.

Then, thought the only place capable of taste was your tongue? According to a new report, testicles are also capable of limited tasting. Maybe this is why some of us crave seafood so much?

Later, just when we were convinced that the Millenial generation was only good for general laziness and pointless lumberjack beards, a new information shows that there might be a benefit to this generation of layabouts: Big Tits. According to a bra maker, average bra sizes have jumped 20% in less than five years. We'll put on our Captain's hat, because there's some motorboating to be done!

Finally, the usual response from a blackout drunk after a long embarrassing night of debauchery is, "I'll never drink again," forgetting that resolution almost as soon as they say it. Now, researchers have found that a drug normally used to aid recipients of transplanted organs can turn off the part of the brain that is triggered by reminders of booze. But will we remember to pour one out for our homies?

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!