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Miss Utah: Rocket Scientist , or, "Have Nuts, Will Travel"

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Tonight on a bigger, longer and uncut edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we settle into our new timeslot with a quartet of tales designed to challenge the mind if not one's patience with stupidity.

First, in the wake of the latest Miss USA pageant, we'll take a look at some of the "brighter" answers from some of the contestants, including that of Miss Utah, whose answer to a question became an instant classic.

Next, no one does vengeance better than the holy, as a lesbian is not only expelled from a conservative Christian university, but upon doing so is also hit with a bill for $6,000 to reimburse what the school said were federal loans and grants that needed to be repaid because she didn’t finish the semester.

Later, when a a picture makes the rounds with Jesus Christ in a dog's butthole, we wonder if it's divine intervention or a holy photoshop job. In either case, once Jesus starts appearing in the butthole of a dog, it might be time to put the bible down.

And finally, we close with a story that is absolutely NUTS, as a poet in Colombia wants to go to Europe so much that he's willing to fund the trip in a very ballsy way: selling his testicles.

All this and a Kickstarter update, tonight, on an hour-long edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network!