Emperor Blackenstein Levels Oklahoma, or, "You Fat Bastard"

Tonight on a false flag edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we catch up yet again with our friend and soothsayer Alex Jones as explained to his audience today how the government could have been behind the devastating May 20 tornado in Oklahoma. Jones warned listeners that the government "can create and steer groups of tornadoes." So why hasn't one swallowed him up yet?

Later, we indulge our inner and outer fat kids with news  that McDonald's Japan has given the term "supersized" new meaning with its new "Mega Potato" French fries, which combines the contents of two large fries in one super-wide container. Domo Arigato, Mr. Cardiologist.

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!