Wanna Be Startin Somethin? But I'm Dead or "Hippo d'oeuvres"

Tonight on a ravenous edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we beat a dead horse as new allegations against lifelong Peter Pan and semi-recent corpse Michael Jackson claim that he is still the pedophile he was before people forgot it when he died. We'll take a look at the charges and see if the man in the mirror actually put his hands on another pretty young thing, or if the allegations are just bad.

Later, we'll play a game of Hungry, Hungry Hippos with the story of Paul Templar, a river guide in Africa who was eaten by a hippo and lived to tell the harrowing story. Although Paul was white, round and bald, so one could see how the hippo might make the mistake.

Finally, we catch up with NFL free agent and all around knucklehead Titus Young, who managed to set a new record...by getting arrested twice in a 15 hour span. We'll see how someone can go from catching Hail Marys to giving mea culpas.

All this and maybe a call or two on the Never Daunted Radio Network!