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The last week has been filled with nonsense, so in order to celebrate this particular nonsense, today's show will be about, well, nonsense. Particularly the nonsense that seems to come out of both the government and the mouths of our most prolific and famous entertainers. For example, while the government has been threatening to (and succeeded) shut down, Kanye West has been making darn sure we haven't forgotten that he's lost his motherflippin mind. Yes, our government is crazy cuckoo bananas, and so is our dear Kanye West.
It's good to talk.