Michael Barchetti  

I just got done with my first year at the Beav, Penn State Beaver campus, and everything was cool except one thing.  There are absolutely no hot girls on the beaver campus.  The girls that are hot are either 1.) In a "serious" relationship, whatever that means, 2.) They are freakin looney tunes, crazy, or 3.) They are too slutty for anyone to take them seriously.  This is why I am so glad that summer is actually here.  Not because of the schoolwork I had to do, or the fact that I want to party my ass off, but rather so I can possibly hang with some of the hot girls from my high school.  I need to enjoy these 12 weeks of freedom before school starts in August, and I have to pack up my package for the rest of the school year.  Hopefully I get lucky and some decent women decide to go to the Beav, but it doesn't look good.  I have been told that every year is the same for the Beaver campus; there is always a shortage of women.  I need to start recruiting hot chicks to come to this Penn State campus, in order to add some meaning to the name Beaver.