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I, Mertle am one of the most popular phone entertainers in all of Ohio. I have lots of opinions and thoughts. I want to share those with you along with some tricks of the trade and advice about life.

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Wanna take me on?!! Youcan't you wuss!! Try it!

I barfed on a woman and got kicked out listne in for details! CAll in!!!

Lets talk DUI laws and bad cops!! CAll in!

Et's call in day at Mertles! Call in and lets talk abou your day! Aso, Mertle went to court today...

Dont me a wuss, call in and rant with Merlte about men beating on wemon!

Find out how I got erested for hittin that Eric!

Yu Wemon need to treet yous men rite and Mertles gonna learn yu how!

We is gonna talk about the female parts. If you a vergen, you need this show. I will learn u sumtin.

Find out how Mertle grew up and what really happened to Ma adn Pa.

Lets' get dunk togeter sinse Rachele ain't alowedd to go out bechause of the ignant sun of a b*!!