Dudes Being Dudes

It's a fairytale of sorts, a long stroll down the beach of fidelity and perserverance....ah, what? If you want to listen to some dudes talk about dude stuff put an ear to the speaker. Not too close now. But if you want to listen to some jerkoff that is 32 and name either Eddie, Jobo, or J-Niice so kill yourself.