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"I don't believe in being nice, I believe in being honest."
"If you can't handle the truth, you've come to the wrong shooting range."
"I don't waste time asking questions, I just shoot the damn bastards with the truth."
"It's time to Change America back to America, and we can't do that by acting like a bunch of tolerant multi-culturalist apologists in pink panties"
"I'm not here to make you feel good about yourself. If you want to feel good about yourself, pay a shrink to lie to you, I'm here to tell you the truth about what's destroying the country."
"I would love for the Left to gargle with rat poison, but I think that might be considered cruelty to animals."
"The problem with the French: France is Europe's lady parts."
"I can't run for public office; America outlawed dueling."
It's good to talk.