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Uncut: Session A for Episode 5

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Life in the Can

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You can't work that hard on something and not tell people
Something has been plugging me, Kris
Plugging you?
You should clean up that diphthong
It is the guy, that scary guy
The one driving the Monte Carlo
These haunt your dreams don't they?
How did you end up with a Monte Carlo Kris?
It all began like this
I watched my old man slink into the Monte Carlo
As I stood behind the screen door in my undwear at 7
Painting it and redoing the entire car
The get it on mobile
The National is a version of it
How did you come about this car?
I was given the car
What allure does having a car in your name?
The benefit is many fold
Have the proper righteousness
Two for Tuesday running hot
Led Zeppelin cranking
His neck is going to be cold
How am I supposed to remove this grass in the wheel well
Oh look, there's glazed donuts on the seats
That's disturbing
It was in their name
They had taken away my sex mobile
Guidelines on how to be a man