Radio Blog Theater  

FOR THE BENEFIT OF MSITER KITE PART 6

MUSICAL INTRO

B- The eyes appear pleased to see us.

A-Trick of the light?  Nothing could be further from the truth.

B-Fine line between true and false, depends upon the perspective, what happens to be the popular belief.  Once, not too long ago, everyone believed the earth was flat.

A-Isn’t it?

B-No.

A-Since when?

B-Since always, we’re just trying to make a point.

A-Make it, nobody is saying no.

B- (pause) Um, (like going over a list in his mind) There’s a fine line between true and false, um, um. Depends on the perspective, um, and um, what happens to be the popular belief- -

A-Many have been deceived by shadows and light.

B-Ya all got a bit of Broke Back Mountain inside, saw honest to goodness pleasure in those eyes.

A-Your collective asses are sucking canal water.

B-We feel undressed by those eyes…those beseeching eyes…Oh, those eyes…such begging optical or…or..or- -

A-Orifices?

B- No, rounds, um, ovals, um—

A-Sphincters?

B-Starts with an oh.

A-Orbs, the word is orbs.

B- Right, um those, begging optical, um…

A- Orbs.

B- Yeah, those begging optical orbs.

(pause)

A-Barking up the wrong tree.

(pause)

A-Can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

(5-10 seconds of silence)

B- (gangsta) No, the identity of this tree is unmistaken.  ARF ARF ARF, a bitch in heat, our bitch in heat!

A-Fuck off.

B-Intelligent answer.

(pause)

A-What happened to the street?

B-Pardon, Norma Jean?

A-The gangsta voice.

B-We’re not exactly sure what is being implied.

A- We’re implicating, ha, that’s a laugh, what about all those fruity implications?

B-Never mind that, things are getting racial now.

A-Wondered when the racial card would be played.

B-Well, a gangsta voice, what is that implying if not prejudice.

A-Recognizing bad Samuel L Jackson impressions is not prejudice or racial in any way.

B- Who?

A- Samuel L Jackson, Black Snake Moan, Pulp Fiction, Snakes on a Plane.  The actor.  Afro Samurai, Formula 51, Die Hard with a Vengence.

B- We try to model ourselves after respectable African Americans, like George Washington Carver or…or James Earl Jones.

A-(Chuckling) (laughs loud) Fucking peanut scientist and Darth fucking Vadar.  Good, real good choices.

(pause)

B-They’re outstanding in their fields.

A- (laughs) Oh, yeah, especially Carver…out standing in a peanut field.

B-Stop.

(pause)

A-Peanuts, potato’s and light sabers, good company.

B-Stop.

A-Jimmy Carter?  Think him and George Washington are related somehow.

B-We’re not asking again, stop.

A-Or what?

B-Just wait and see.

A-Who?

B-You…you just wait and see what the fuck happens to you…just you fucking wait.  You have no Idea who you’re fucking with.

A-Jefferson, he used to sample the brown sugar, a little uncle Tom.

B-shut up.

(pause)

A-Billy and Jimmy…Real American heroes, Jimmy, whishy washy, but that Billy Carter mmmmmm scrumptious…have some Billy Beer…And Amy, what a dog!

B-Quiet!

A- Rosalyn, was a hot number in a Scarlet O’Hara type was a hot number in her day, though.  Think there might have been some dark meat for her southern bell pussy?  

B-I’m warning you, Shut yo mouth honey Chile.

A-James Earl Jones? (laughs)

(pause)

B-You want some dark meat, ya rump ranger nancy boy?  Ass or mouth?

A- We’ve had this discussion already. James fat fuck Earl Jones, really?

B-Yes.

A- (laughs) Luke, Luke, I am your father.

B-SHUT UP! LAST WARNING!

A- (Makes Darth Vadar sounds) (music starts low)

B- That’s it! Hammer time!

A-Bring it on! MC Skywalker! Can’t touch this! (music High)

B- Can’t I.

End of part 6