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Captain Save-A-Hoe: Will He Ever Get Any Respect?

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Before we proceed with the introduction of our program, let us define what the meaning and essence of the term Captain Save A Hoe really is.

Captain Save A Hoe is a gold digging 'Hood Rat's dream!

He pays their bills in full and on time, keeps their hair and nails done, takes care of all of the children's needs and fills all of the gaps above and beyond what is humanly possible yet brings no drama to the table himself.

The woman he feels that he is saving can do no wrong even when she is obviously wrong in any situation and will back her up and pick up the slack to always give her an out.

He takes unbearable disrespect from the saved woman yet continues to serve her possessing some kind of a twisted masochistic mentality that has him believing that her love for him will come around in full bloom in the end.

.......it never seems to happen.

Even the kids play him!

Captain Save A Hoe is usually not too aggressive sexually but will service her orally at the drop of a dime anytime/anyplace to make sure her tensions never mount to the unacceptable levels to cause her stress. Yet, she won't even consider his needs and he is too damn weak to speak up for himself anyway.

Call the LanceScurv Hotline - 407.731.2945 - and let us know what your thoughts are on Captain Save-A-Hoe and if you've ever dealt with one or know one!

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