If you can't beat 'em...cheat.

Really?  That's what one bowler wants me to do to help him be a better bowler.  What the hell ever happened to practice?  Allen Iverson didn't think much of practice and look where he is today. 

There is a new association that we all belong to and you probably didn't know it.  Details today.

What do bowlers want?  True competition?  Easy scores?  To be considered the greatest even if they havn't done anything?  Yes to all.  We talk today about the Prima Donna nation.

What's all this loyalty shit?  You can't bowl in one house because you bowl in another?  I thought you were one of the best out there.  Go out into the world and prove yourself.  Don't be a paper champion.