December to Dismember

A heartwarming tale of a little orphan boy who re-discovers the true meaning of Christmas as he is visited by the Ghost of Christmas Romance, a man who can make women swoon with but a few chosen words of poetry, the ever charming Big Sugar, followed the Ghost of Christmas Cuteness, a jolly fellow who always has time for one more hug, Punk Rock Ryan, and the Ghost of Christmas Moderation, a man who knows the best things in life, such alcohol and women are best enjoyed in small doses, Ezequiel. Special appearances by the Emo Elven Brothers Marco and Turzman, as well as the undead mistress of Santa Claus lady Christine Parker. Merry Xmas and a happy new year! HO HO HO HOooo....