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Getting married means that you get to hang out with someone cool and nice to look at and stuff for the rest of your life. It also means giving up some of your lesser pleasures, though. Like carrots. I can't eat regular, uncooked carrots anymore because my wife outright despises them. Can't even stand to look at them. While weird as hell, it also directly impacts my carrot consumption.
If you're wondering whether this episode will be about carrots, keep wondering. I don't know. I never know what the show's going to be about. That's what makes it fun.
Come on, give it a listen. We'll find out together.
I kinda miss carrots.