I Got My Reasons (The Most Dangerous Show On The Internet)  

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  Date / Time: 2/3/2009 6:48 AM UTC

  25 Things About Me (from FaceBook)!
  

  
  

  1) Uniqueness is way overated... I'm pretty much exactly the same as you; maybe a bit smarter or prettier (in some cases). Only difference I can think of is a don't own a television.
  
  2) I'm adopted, but in my case my parents told me (snicker).
  
  3) I dislike rudeness, bad driving, and... oh wait see item 1.
  
  4) I'm pretty sure blogs won't make me famous.
  
  5) I'm in the process of developing a FaceBook app called "People You May Have F---ed." (The title still needs some work)
  
  6) Fuck cynicism. And yes I stole that from a rap song.
  
  7) Stylistic inconsistencies (like censoring F--- in on line and writing "Fuck" in the next) just add to my mystique. Danger is actually my middle name.
  
  8) A guy died on my doorstep in a pool of blood during the Xmas season once. I slept through it... by the time I opened the door the cops were there. He was wearing a t-shirt and Xmas-themed boxers with little santa cartoons: very spiffy (Mom was right!) I had nothing to do with it I swear!
  
  9) I once worked as a copy boy at a newspaper, Jimmy Olsen style. My only responsibility writing was creating the "weather ear" (the sentence that summarizes the weather at the top). My favorite "headline" was "FICKLE."
  
  10) Another job as a bike messenger let me see face-to-face the people who do this job: survivalists, weapons experts, political crackpots, owners of insane amounts of duct tape. Get out of their way!
  
  11) I always have a snappy rejoinder a good 10 minutes after the need dissolves entirely. (See item 1)
  
  12) Yahoo has a great chess area where you can play with people in India ("Mortal Combat with a friend in Viet Nam"... name that flick), who aren't as good at chess as you might think.
  
  13) Only total losers play chess on Yahoo (I've lost over 1,800 times!).
  
  14) I'm pretty sure the internet doesn't make us smarter.
  
  15) Rick James is from my hometown (see item 2).
  
  16) My paypal account is fgdesign2@aol.com (really!). I'm planning on getting some fresh Italian parsley soon ... 'nuff said.
  
  17) God seems pretty petty and vindictive to me, perhaps that's the smoking gun on his "creator"? If you are reading this, Lord, it's just a phase.
  
  18) People that are easily offended smell bad and engage in unspeakable sexual acts. The king of Thialand is a total dick and his wife looks like Kim Jong Ill in drag. Anne Coulter was never "hot."
  
  19) Multitasking is almost always a mistake.
  
  20) Oh and HEY LADIES... I'm SINGLE!!
  
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