HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 27.
HvL is Kamal Rehman (HabsFan) and Ari Shapiro (LeafsFan)
Marc Bergevin & Geoff Molson at the Loo. (0:00)
As our continued fascination with executive lavatories continues, HvL is proud to bring you the latest invasion of privacy involving a ruthlessly candid conversation between the general manager and owner of the Montreal Canadiens. You'll be enthralled, transfixed, and quite possibly horrified by their savage exchange and unpredictable release of random bodily functions.
HvL SportsDesk (5:20)
Rehman & Shapiro prepare for the post-season in style with their hot takes on everything from the value of tanking, to the wisdom of putting faith in anyone over the age of 30, why Tyler Bozak and Paul Stastny are so over-rated it'll make your head spin, and why Patrick Marleau is a huge fan of video games involving islands of players battling it out over random weaponry and helmets.
HabsFan Rant (10:49)
Kamal saves one of his best rants for the end of the regular season by illustrating the value of free agent acquisitions in the larger context of what this season has meant to fans of the Habs. By the time he's finished his manic eloquence, you'll find yourself reaching for a new general manager.
LeafsFan Rant (14:59)
Ari riffs on the power of Toronto's youth movement and how everything seems like roses and unicorns until you realize that a first round exit against the Boston Bruins will be considered a colossal failure in the context of poetic redemption and failure to contain the greatest weasel known in the galaxy.