HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 15.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 15.

A Premature Celebration of Questionable Longevity (0:00)

HvL is proud to bring you exclusive audio footage from the sumptuous pre-game ceremony of Auston Matthews commemorating his 100th game as a Maple Leaf, with special clips from Team President Brendan Shanahan, Mayor John Tory, and the incredibly eloquent Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau.

HvL Banter (2:07)

Kamal and Ari dive headlong into a meaningless conversation that sounds more like two Yiddish grandmothers commiserating about how Bergevin took their love of hockey away and replaced it with nothing but existential self-loathing and lingering contempt.

LeafsFan Rant (10:41)

Shapiro offers the listening audience a (prophetic) warning about the Coyotes while subtly reminding fans of the Maple Leafs that there's still a long way to go before true respectability against NHL underdogs.

HabsFan Rant (11:59)

Rehman unleashes his best vitriolic scorn for the Canadiens front office as he skillfully picks apart pereceived realities like the Ark of the Covenant, trickle-down economics, and why Carey Price is the hockey equivalent of an admiral during the Battle of Britain.

Interviews with Omar White (@FSAWinningHabit) (13:30); Josh Tessler (@JoshTessler) (19:20); and Dave Stevenson (@Puck_Prose) (22:47).

We're pleased to bring you a svelte triumvirate of hockey perspectives from three wise men. First, Omar White unleashes the kind of rant that would make HabsFan as proud as a French poodle. Next, Josh Tessler drops in for a blunt perspective on Shea Weber and the unbearable lightness of bad decisions, and finally "Baltimore" Dave Stevenson arrives for his candid takes on both teams.