HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 10.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 10.

Marc Bergevin: Telephone Desperado (0:00).

Using our highly advanced and irrefutably illegal surveillance methods, HvL is thrilled to bring you the Marc Bergevin wiretaps of his most recent efforts to upgrade the Habs at all costs via our all-access satellite system brought to you by Canada's proudest and most reliable companies: Bombardier, Air Canada, and Metrolinx.

HvL Banter (2:40).

Kamal and Ari embark on a quick examination of their respective teams and why the next few games in the schedule could spell the end of this season for one of them while somehow inexplicably mentioning Darcy Tucker, James Reimer, and Tie Domi in the same sentence. Needless to say, this episode is heavy on blue syrup and low on red pride.

LeafsFan rant (11:55).

Shapiro reminds the faithful in Toronto that crushing expectations mixed with unrealistic media hype almost always creates an unfathoma.... ah, hell, who are we kidding - the Maple Leafs are on fire and seem absolutely unstoppable, completely balanced, and will likely change the way you feel about hockey in this city forever. The end.

HabsFan rant (13:34).

Rehman takes us on a road filled with hockey adversity as he analyzes the next few goaltending opponents for the Canadiens and comes to the unenviable conclusion that the future is not only bleak, but that he might be coming down with pneumonia. No, I mean that - listen to the recording; he's clearly dying on tape.