HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 4.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 4.

Mitch Marner's physical at training camp (0:00).

In what will universally be described as the second worst invasion of privacy ever recorded, HvL has inexplicably acquired exclusive, behind-the-scenes audio footage between Maple Leafs star Mitchell Marner and his doctor during his annual training camp physical.

HvL Banter (1:31).

Kamal and Ari discuss the astonishing levels of optimism across hockey circles and in Las Vegas surrounding the Leafs chances of winning the Stanley Cup, and why Marc Bergevin's double-talk and questionable moves have significantly alienated the Habs faithful. 

LeafsFan rant (7:30).

Ari takes us through a mildly interesting and mostly annoying reminder of the legacy that was the Muskoka 5 that will leave you chock full of crestfallen memories and probably reaching for a casket of ale.

HabsFan rant (9:54).

Kamal unveils his torrid thoughts on fans of the Montreal Canadiens and their dubious mindset when it comes to heralding Ryan-Nugent Hopkins and Matt Duchene, when really they should be setting their sights on a former prized target coveted by Brian Burke.

Exclusive interview with James Tanner (@James_Tanner123) of Editor-in-Leaf (11:35).

In a decidedly Leafs-oriented segment with a guest who sounds like a svelte cross between James Franco and Pierre LeBrun, writer James Tanner offers his concerns about the Leafs defensive corps, is highly favourable about Ron Hainsey and his geriatric intangibles, explains his candid thoughts behind veteran-based leadership, and if Morgan Rielly will ever live up to the soul-crushing expectations of a ravenous fanbase notorious for chewing up and spitting out promising defensemen.