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The poor man's Rush Limbaugh, your ruler, benevolent despot, and Rabbi of Christianity, Constitutionalism, Conservatism, and common sense, reviewing and commenting on each day's events as only he can, and as much as S’Mores The Wonder Kitty will allow.

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The British spoil the global Greenapalooza party; Iowa Carson support shifting dramatically to Ted Cruz; Louisiana turns "blue"; Iranian war games simulate "liberation" of Jerusalem; Obama maintains pro-ISIS tone; Obama's lectern vs. Putin's tanks; Illegal aliens gush across the U.S. southern border at a record rate; Senate Democrats hold Syrian "refugee" cutoff hostage to gun control; and the American people are still not serious about ISIS.

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Anyone who thinks jihadism is authentically Muslim - and it is - won't change his mind because Obama insists it isn't; The Islamic State has everything to do with Islam; Obama's "war plan" against ISIS suffers from a glaring mismatch of ends... more

GOP demands ISIS strategy in Obama's "war" speech, like that would ever happen; "'No religion condones the killing of innocents"? Islam does - in fact, Islam commands it; Sorry, dumbass, ISIS is 100% Islamic; Tardy Obama talks... more

The Cynic's perspective on the Ray Rice "Thrilla in the Elevata" incident; and then back to The War: Obama's assertion that he can ?manage? the Islamic State is on a collision course with reality; Obama's only concern is getting the ISIS... more

Obama seeks donations to combat -- wait for it -- cynicism; The United States must cope with many hazards, every last one of them cultivated and nurtured to fruition by Barack Hussein Obama; Latest IRS email loss evidence of Obama... more

Chick-fil-A founder dies, the American Left celebrates like Palestinians did after 9/11; Another savage black-on-white hate crime, this Time in Memphis, Tennessee, Obamunist race-baiters silent, because, "justice"; Bizarre lung virus... more

"You and I, we've been at war since before either of us even existed. You fundamentally transformed your party. You fundamentally transformed my country. You will NOT fundamentally transform me. "If you're listening to this....you... more

Aggressors take stupid risks only when they feel they won't be stopped, and in the Age of The One, there are no stupid risks; Guess what? The Russians want back their nuclear first-strike capability! Guess that "reset" button worked after... more

Still more ominous terrorism-related news; Peace in eastern Ukraine? Don't count on it, unless Ukraine follows Vladimir Putin's orders and withdraws; Friends don't look at friends' private nude pictures, or suggest that they "cloudize" them; Isn't... more

Eleven seized Libyan jetliners raise fears of 9/11 III; "Degrade" ISIS, "destroy" ISIS, or "manage" ISIS? "What difference does it make" when Barack Obama doesn't want any of these options?; The disastrous consequences of Obama's... more

ISIS decapitates another American hostage; The Obama Regime has "lost" six thousand potential jihadists; Czar Putin boasts, "?If I want to, I can take Kiev in two weeks"; To Barack Obama, the retrenchment of the West was not only... more