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The poor man's Rush Limbaugh, your ruler, benevolent despot, and Rabbi of Christianity, Constitutionalism, Conservatism, and common sense, reviewing and commenting on each day's events as only he can, and as much as S’Mores The Wonder Kitty will allow.

Upcoming Broadcasts

Kate Steinle's family sues San Francisco Sheriff and the Obama ICE; The Obama Regime admits lifting oil export ban would lower gas prices; Gun-confiscators are now ?SWATting? gun owners; Ground forces needed against ISIS says....John Kerry?; Behold the "Caitlyn" effect, but only if you have a large supply of Dramamine; Hillary Clinton's IT guy to....plead the Fifth?; ChiComm naval task force steaming toward Alaska coast; Planned Parenthood Cannibalism IX could put PP and Advanced Bioscience Research poobahs in jail....but probably won't; VA scandal death toll soars past 300,000; Donald Trump signs GOP loyalty pledge; Federal judge reinflates Tom Brady, Patriots' playoff chances; and it's official: Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis has been jailed for her faith.

On-Demand Episodes

It's official: Barack Obama endorses Joe Biden for president; Bobby Jindal, in baby-killers' faces; Donald Trump is no conservative says....Jeb Bush; Since when is deporting illegal aliens is unconstitutional?; The media is calling BS on... more

Why Hillary Clinton has been ducking the media; Planned Parenthood Cannibalism VII: Brains Through Faces; Barack Obama to illegally lift Cuba travel ban and redefines the term "self-inspections"; The racial purity of... more

Marco Rubio & Jeb Bush vs. the Fourteenth Amendment; Donald Trump is as unpopular as....Jeb Bush; The Iranians are threatening the IAEA to prevent side-deal disclosures; The EPA's redundant methane emission regulations;... more

The GOP's Trumpward shift puts the entire party at risk; The TSA spent $160 million on airport scanners that can't detect weapons; Planned Parenthood goes on the offensive in Florida; Obama sends a tank and a cannon to Bulgaria;... more

Hillary vows "I won't play politics with national security" while maintain a semi-straight face; Meet Barack Obama, torturer of Muslims; Police timidity = dead cops; California bans "alien," not Alien or aliens; Is Ayatollah Ali Khamanei... more

"You and I, we've been at war since before either of us even existed. You fundamentally transformed your party. You fundamentally transformed my country. You will NOT fundamentally transform me. "If you're listening to this....you... more

Guess how many "guests" we're "putting up" in our "house"?; GOP insiders: "Trump won't Perot us"; 2016 Democrat showdown: Joe Biden vs....Al Gore?; Hillary the "fighter" won't fight ISIS; All hail the Kentucky Anti-Sodomarriage... more

Mars has women?; Here comes the Canadian-American trade war; Hillary feels the Bern in New Hampshire as her Emailgate options multiply, not dwindle; Planned Parenthood Cannibalism VI: Consentless; Are Russia and NATO on a... more

Trump rips Fox for treating him like the frontrunner; Trump fires campaign manager for "disloyalty"; Fox News to surrender to Trump?; Rand Paul effortlessly pushes Trump's buttons; Donald Trump is a real vampire, isn't he?; Trump: Keep... more

Just returned from my latest Wenatchee sojourn. My father has successfully transitioned from Central Washington Hospital Transitional Care to Colonial Vista Subacute Rehabilitation, where, after three days, he's finally gotten settled in... more