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AMBITION: The journey of a thousand debates, caucuses, and primaries sometimes ends very, very badly.
Behold, the epitaph for Rick Santorum's presidential campaign - and Newt Gingrich's, and Michelle Bachmann's, and Herman Cain's, and every other unqualified, nitwit pretender in this misbegotten clusterfark of a nomination race. Now it's Cap'n Sweatervest's turn. This a diary of his flight straight into the grizzly's open maw.
It's good to talk.