HAUNTEDCURIOSITIES  

BONGS,BOOBS AND THONGS

I should be showering right now but I had to comb out all my hair. I have a lot of it,kinda like a big foot. When I brush this stuff out it comes two inches from my butt so it is a tiring thing to do. The good thing is I have big curly hair so I can get in the car,let the wind hit me and I look alright.

The showering thing whatever,I just have so little time. Not like I don't take them,I do,every day. But today I'm in a time crunch but still I sit here and type.

I have just created a wonderful new bra. It will hold you even if your hung low BUT it will let the nips show. Not something I would wear but I was thinking I could place one of those mood ring type things somewhere on the outside and people could see how your feeling. Are you in the mood,are you not in the mood or is it just cold outside? Kind of like a weather boob. Think about thongs,that is a floss for your butt and it just can't feel that good. I don't wear those either. I wear nice underwear but not floss. I prefer the French style.

This lady from New York sent me a bunch of underwear when I sent her this religious thing. I was shocked. I never knew the two went together.

Someone I know just got caught with a huge bong in their car. Plus they had the means to use it. I don't think they are getting out soon. I don't do drugs but there is a reason. I'm so on life and sometimes caffeine that I can't do it anyway. The few times I was high as kite I swore I was Dorothy from the Wizard of OZ. I have no idea what I was smoking. Usually I smoked every time the parents left the house,I needed to. The blackblobster was a horror unto herself. I always tell people she could give Satan a run for his money. Thats one evil woman. I had this doll that I used to scare my ex with because it looked like her. He would leap out of bed like the devil himself was coming after him. Little did he know. His name is the DPHPPS short for the Deflated Pumpkin Head Private Part Scratcher. He was always touching himself,adjusting whatever it is men do to re-arrange what they have or lack of. I can understand it a little because if I took off my clothes and ran,well I better hold on to them. Last year the people on the street all get naked,the younger ones like myself do. We only do this when the electric goes off and sometimes because I live near farm land it does. We were all running down the road natural style and then the lights came on. I felt bad for everyone. But it sure was fun.

My house is in a nudist colony anyway. But when I bought it I didn't know it. I found ut later because this man named Naked Nick came to my door to introduce himself and of course he was naked. Then I began to look around and everyone was naked. So what the heck, I did it too. It was really cool to be naked and running through the woods. When UPS came that was even better because you could almost see him trying not to look. That is one haunted house with a amazing history to it.

I have now 15 minutes to take a shower. My boyfriend just emailed me,he is so HOT it hurts. He thinks I'm nuts and to tell the truth he is probably right. The thing is he is an Aquarious and I'm a cancer. I have adventure and the willingness to go to dangerous and unknown areas,yea! He is a safety freak and does not talk a lot. I talk him to death but he doesn't seem to mind. He is the most intelligent man on the planet and he is tough which is why I love him. Most men I can just get them to see things my way,not him,he is tough. I have to have my men smart,I can't deal with the dumb ones. Looks don't matter so much to me because I have to have someone I can talk to and they can't mind that I do a lot of that. I remember when he told me that he never had a decent blow job. I was so excited by this because I am the best and I want him to scream out!

Anyway I have only 10 minutes to shower and it takes me that to just wash my hair.

What do you guys think of Road Kill Rags?
Anyway Road Kill Rags? I think it is terrible all the dead animals on the road but if hey could be put to use?? I have to think about all that. But with your item you could get a little map of where it was killed,kinda like an X marks the spot sort of thing?

Sounds Morbid I know but I try to save animals.

I had these Jews in my yard. I called them the Jews because they had no land of their own. But then I found out that the lady that abandoned them was Catholic so I have Alexandria the Russian Nun,she is all black,Gorbiechof and the other one I have not named yet.

Alright I must shower. I have 6 minutes. This is really cutting it close. I have an investigation to go on. It is a demonic haunting,wooooo hoooo. I hope to come back alive.