HAUNTEDCURIOSITIES  

MY ASSAULT ON THE HANDICAPPED. I NEED HELP AND I KNOW IT

I went out today to have dinner and my mind is always going. I made up a song called I'm the Exterminator. I did this because one day Flytrap and I were talking about what if the government made you kill off handicapped people? I thought that we should not do this,it is just not right. But he said if it was the law we would have to so I made up my song. I made it up to that song the wanderer. I will sing it to you all later on my website. It is way better then my genie song for those of you who have not been killed or sent into trauma listening to it. Then my mind wandered to other things like Super Heroes. What if there were real life heroes? What kind would we have and since my mind was still on the handicapped well I came up with a few.

I saw this man with a HUGE head so he would be like Watermelon Head Man,dant da da da!!!!! Watermelon Head man to the rescue. If you are at a BBQ and no one brought the mellon he has it! He is strong,he looks like a mellon and he is the freshest produce around!

Then there was the Teaserman. Teaserman was the superhero you call in for your gay son or daughter I forget which. This I came up with after I saw this beautiful woman that wasn't really a woman. I found out because I asked. I didn't do it loud or anything I was quiet about it. They had a strong jaw line. When they told me I was right I thought if you have a gay daughter you could call him/her and then it would be like tricking them or something. I got tricked before and I was shocked. I thought it was a guy but it just wasn't. I won't tell you what happened.

I forgot to mention that I'm not that politically correct,sorry.

Here is my song so you can sing along when it goes on the website.

PLEASE BE WARNED THAT IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR TO EVACUATE NOW! AGAIN PLEASE LEAVE IF YOUR GOING TO GET ALL UPPITY.

PLEASE SING THIS TO THE TUNE OF THE WANDERER

Oh I'm the type of exterminator that will never settle down,
where handicapped people are you know I'll be around
I trap em and I catch em cause to me they're all the same
I crush em and I squeeze em and they don't even know my name
they call me the exterminator,yeah I'm the exterminator
I exterminate around around around around

Well theres a retard on my left and a one leg on my right
And it's the one leg that I will put out of misery tonight,
and if they ask me why did I pick them
I yank out my Raid and show the skull and bones.....
cause I'm the exterminator yeah I'm the exterminator
I exterminate around around around

Well I go from place to place and capture up the tards
the little yellow buses are now all discards
they call me the exterminator yeah I'm the exterminator
and I capture and I crush and gives me a rush
I get around around around around.

Dexterina rides again.