KT Gorilla Jones

When you go to bed tonight  Imagine that you died to day ! R U Satisfied ? Did you call the person you love the most to tell them ? Did you complete the Business deal that you have been meaning to complete ? Have you taken that trip you always talked about ? Did you have the courage to stand up to your boss at work ? what about the banker that keeps denying your loan ? Have you stopped hitting the Snooze button every morning ? Do your kids know that you are proud of them ? 

What about your spouse ? RU proud of yourself ? Have you learned to forgive yourself for the  mistakes you have made ? Have you forgiven others that have trespassed against you ? Have you released the anger inside you ? Did you start that Diet that you promised yourself you would on Jan 1st 2009 ? Did you stop sweating the small stuff ? realizing that it is all small stuff…

Have you stopped questioning life and started to live it ? Did you ask that good looking person out on a date yet ? Did you submit that Demo to that record company ? Did you play golf on the course you are most in love with ? Did you ever learn to ask for directions instead of getting lost ?? Did you start that business that you were always going to start ? Did you have the courage  to quit it and do something else if it did not work ?

 Did you make up with your best friend ? you know ,the one that you were angry with but cannot even remember what you were arguing about … Did you make peace with your shortcomings ?

Have you ever Bungee Jumped, Sky Dived, Ran with the Bulls, Drank Tequila in Mexico, walked on a nude beach in the South of France, Climbed MT. Kilamanjaro, Walked on black sand beaches of Hawaii, Searched for BigFoot ,

The Abominable Snowman, Wrestled an alligator,  Been to the Holy  Land, Seen the Pyramids of Egypt or the Mayan Temples, or  SEEN Stone Henge, walked the serengeti, DO U HAVE A PASSPORT, Have you ever left your hometown,  Appreciated a sunset, Drank Coffee made from MONKEY POOP (Kopi Luwak good stuff),  Appreciated a Sunrise, wondered if the moonwalk was real or staged, Did Roswell really happen ? Have you Learned the ways of the Kamasutra ?

 Have you ever said i do not know but i am willing to learn a new language, Have you voted before ? Have you made out a will ? Do you know how ? Are you leaving good insurance to your family ? Have you ever told a Bill collector to kiss where the sun don’t shine ? Have you donated to a charity , Have you told a stranger that you love them ? Have you tried to be compassionate in the face of  HATE , Have you  done your part to make the world a better place ?  

Have you bought or at least test drove a Bentley, Lamborghini Phantom, Mclaren, Bugatti or a Toyota Corolla ??  That you had no intention of buying ?  Have you made the changes in your life that are necessary for you to take your life, hopes and dreams to the next level ???

The moral of the story My Gorillas and Gorillettes  is…… If you pray.. pray that HE wakes you up in the morning.. If you do not pray then  HOPE that you wake up in the morning ….. No matter what your circumstances are,  IF you are Fortunate enough to wake up in the morning get your butt up and do not hit that snooze button and get busy living or get busy Dying because life is short !!

The choice is Yours !!!!!!

 

The Gorillaspeaks !!

80 pound chimp or 800 pound gorilla which one RU ?? available now !! www.gorillaspeaks.com  or www.amazon.com    Free audio cd with purchase  on gorillaspeaks.com

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