KT Gorilla Jones

When you go to bed tonight  Imagine that you died to day ! R U Satisfied ? Did you call the person you love the most to tell them ? Did you complete the Business deal that you have been meaning to complete ? Have you taken that trip you always talked about ? Did you have the courage to stand up to your boss at work ? what about the banker that keeps denying your loan ? Have you stopped hitting the Snooze button every morning ? Do your kids know that you are proud of them ? 

What about your spouse ? RU proud of yourself ? Have you learned to forgive yourself for the  mistakes you have made ? Have you forgiven others that have trespassed against you ? Have you released the anger inside you ? Did you start that Diet that you promised yourself you would on Jan 1st 2009 ? Did you stop sweating the small stuff ? realizing that it is all small stuff…

Have you stopped questioning life and started to live it ? Did you ask that good looking person out on a date yet ? Did you submit that Demo to that record company ? Did you play golf on the course you are most in love with ? Did you ever learn to ask for directions instead of getting lost ?? Did you start that business that you were always going to start ? Did you have the courage  to quit it and do something else if it did not work ?

 Did you make up with your best friend ? you know ,the one that you were angry with but cannot even remember what you were arguing about … Did you make peace with your shortcomings ?

Have you ever Bungee Jumped, Sky Dived, Ran with the Bulls, Drank Tequila in Mexico, walked on a nude beach in the South of France, Climbed MT. Kilamanjaro, Walked on black sand beaches of Hawaii, Searched for BigFoot ,

The Abominable Snowman, Wrestled an alligator,  Been to the Holy  Land, Seen the Pyramids of Egypt or the Mayan Temples, or  SEEN Stone Henge, walked the serengeti, DO U HAVE A PASSPORT, Have you ever left your hometown,  Appreciated a sunset, Drank Coffee made from MONKEY POOP (Kopi Luwak good stuff),  Appreciated a Sunrise, wondered if the moonwalk was real or staged, Did Roswell really happen ? Have you Learned the ways of the Kamasutra ?

 Have you ever said i do not know but i am willing to learn a new language, Have you voted before ? Have you made out a will ? Do you know how ? Are you leaving good insurance to your family ? Have you ever told a Bill collector to kiss where the sun don’t shine ? Have you donated to a charity , Have you told a stranger that you love them ? Have you tried to be compassionate in the face of  HATE , Have you  done your part to make the world a better place ?  

Have you bought or at least test drove a Bentley, Lamborghini Phantom, Mclaren, Bugatti or a Toyota Corolla ??  That you had no intention of buying ?  Have you made the changes in your life that are necessary for you to take your life, hopes and dreams to the next level ???

The moral of the story My Gorillas and Gorillettes  is…… If you pray.. pray that HE wakes you up in the morning.. If you do not pray then  HOPE that you wake up in the morning ….. No matter what your circumstances are,  IF you are Fortunate enough to wake up in the morning get your butt up and do not hit that snooze button and get busy living or get busy Dying because life is short !!

The choice is Yours !!!!!!

 

The Gorillaspeaks !!

80 pound chimp or 800 pound gorilla which one RU ?? available now !! www.gorillaspeaks.com  or www.amazon.com    Free audio cd with purchase  on gorillaspeaks.com

follow me on twitter www.twitter.com/ktgorillaspeaks

Also every Wed a 1pm est www.blogtalkradio.com/gorillaspeaks  download show anytime  

Contact for engagements : info@gorillaspeaks.com   

  1. Today's Best
  2. Top Shows
  3. Best of BTR
    1. Loading

      Breast Friends Campaign

      Nick is co-founder of Walk With Sally, a non-profit organization providing mentoring to children whose lives have been affected by a parent or sibling with cancer.

    2. Survivor Series Chatter

      WWE Survivor Series Chatter, Raw and SmackDown reviews, Dirtsheet Busters, NXT and Indy Wrestling Minute, Fan Emails, Season 6 Updated Fantasy Standings, TNA Impact Wrestling Moments and so much more!

    3. Ms. Dionne Warwick

      On "the Conversation" Legendary Iconic songstress 5 Time Grammy Award winner Ms. Dionne Warwick drops by to talk about her newest album "Feels So Good" with duets w. Ce-Lo, Ne-Yo, Gladys night and others!

    4. Discovering Your Roots

      Live From The Bay with Joey welcomes Ancestry.com and Discovering Your Roots. The show will cover deep topics that will answer your questions on accuracy as well as time lines, help you in uncovering your past. This show is a must for genealogical lovers!

    5. The Men Who Gossip

      The Men Who Gossip guys cover hot topics including Billy Cosby, Charles Manson, Michael Sam, Snapcash, Thanksgiving, Alyssa Milano and more pop cutlure topics!

    6. Theme: Buy Fixer Homes with Fixer Loan

      Learn about Intercap Lending FHA 203k Program and Ready4Remoldel rehabilitation program Theme: Buy Fixer Homes with Fixer Loans Show flyer Information: TDB Real Estate for Sale: Kennedy Atelotsu - Nations Realty

    7. Civil Rights Heritage Trail

      World Footprints goes on a walking tour through history along the Civil Rights Heritage Trail as we step onto the grounds where African Americans confronted Jim Crow era voilence with non-voilent civil disobedience.

    8. CBS journalist Sharyl Attkisson

      Former CBS journalist Sharyl Attkisson joins me to discuss her new book "Stonewalled: My Fight For Truth Against Obstruction, Intimidation, and Harassment in Obama's Washington," and her view of bias in the media.

    9. Dr Jonni Gray

      Dr Jonni Gray, a transpersonal psychologist shares her book and personal account of loosing her son at age 21 in Conduit, A love Story Before, During and After Life.

    10. Food Invention Show

      Blair Franklin Casting Producer with Eyeworks USA is hosting a casting call for a new “Food Invention Show.” He is searching for entrepreneurs with unique food related inventions that are looking for investors in order to take the next step! "Shark Tank"

    11. Star Wars: A New Dawn

      Filmmaker Michael Flores welcomes John Jackson Miller, author of Star Wars: A New Dawn to discuss writing and the how the new Lucasfilm story group will operate.

    12. Indie Recording Artist Dawn Duchess

      Join GrindHard Radio for an exclusive interview with Indie Recording Artist Dawn Duchess as she talks new projects and more.

    13. Tomboy x

      NWP welcomes co-owners of Seattle's hot new action wear fashion brand for women, "Tomboyx" Fran Dunaway and Naomi Gonzalez. Tomboy x is taking over the world and you MUST be aware!

    14. The Yummy Plants 101

      Laura Theodore, the Jazzy Vegetarian will share a fabulous vegan Thanksgiving recipe and her best tips for an eco-chic table! The we’ll welcome YummyPlants.com founder, Rebecca Gilbert to share how you can easily entertain in plant-based style!

    15. The Fight For Women's Rights

      The Halli Casser-Jayne Show takes a provocative, IMPROPER look at the fight for women’s rights with revered feminist and award-winning author of THE SCARLET SISTERS Myra MacPherson and with journalist Jonathan Eig author of THE BIRTH OF THE PILL.

    16. Jimmy Pardo

      Comedian Jimmy Pardo is know for his wildly successful "Never Not Funny" podcast and for the 6th year, he is doing a "Pardcast-a-Thon" to raise money for "Smile Train", a charity that helps children with cleft palate gain something to smile about. The event has helped over 2,000 children across the planet

    1. Loading

      Small Business Unstuck

      Host Barry Moltz gets small businesses unstuck. He has founded and run small businesses with a great deal of success and failure for more than 15 years. This is a business radio show where he shares all the craziness of small business. It’s that craziness that actually makes it exciting, interesting and totally unpredictable.

    2. America's Most Haunted

      Official Internet radio show of forthcoming epic paranormal investigation book by Eric Olsen and "Haunted Housewife" Theresa Argie.