A Bear-B-Sitter

In which our heroes have kids, discover children don't suit their busy lifestyle, and so buy a small robot teddy bear to protect their child as Jackson pitches a Bear-b-sitter. We rank the creepiness levels of toys, choose our ideal toy guardians, and worry that the bear will steal our wife. Jackson pitches something for the future, Ryder feels sad for all the bears when the child grows up, and Dad just finds the whole thing unsettling. So leave your kid at home, let the bear raise the child for you, and then kill it when the time comes. It's just good business.

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