A Ringasurance

In which our heroes become nervous, begin to panic, and then seek blind assurance from a total stranger as Ryder pitches: Ringasurance. We discuss the moral quagmire employees will have to face, do our best soothing voices, and once again bend the definition of legal. Jackson wonders what their take on herbal medicine would be, Dad makes for a wonderful employee, and Ryder just wishes he could do a good ringing sound. So put your mind at rest, give us a ring, and let us tell you that whatever decision your about to make is absolutely the best one no matter what don't even worry. It's just good business.

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