A Small Problem Superhero (Feat. Mum)

In which our heroes forget their bread, step in dog poop, and lose their keys as Dad pitches a small problem superhero. We try to figure out the small-problem problem areas, envisage a world where everyone is constantly monitored by a guy making sure you don't forget your wallet, and then attempt to figure out the cost of breeding people for their vigilance. Mum imagines an Orwellian nightmare, Jackson wonders how much making a superhero puts you back, Ryder calls Jackson out on his incompetence, and Dad just wants an actual super powered being and doesn't really care about the business side of things. So put on your special goggles, go shopping, and rest easy knowing you'll never get skim milk when you meant to get regular. It's just good business.

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