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A Crush Catcher (Feat. Mum)

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Its Just Good Business

Its Just Good Business


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In which our heroes develop feelings, get nervous, and require a third party go between as Ryder pitches a crush catcher. We discuss the need for outside help, the horror of having your crush asked out by your mum, and children that look like gnomes. Jackson can't help but imagine crush catchers as looking like old men, mum finds the whole thing slightly creepy, dad wants the crush catcher to go the extra mile, and Ryder just wishes people would pay attention to his original pitch. So finish your day job, check in with dispatch, and head to the nearest high school to tell some kid that some other kid finds them attractive for like 16 dollars an hour. It's just good business!

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