A Crumblesnax

In which our heroes buy a regular chocolate bar, smash it with a hammer, and attempt to sell it as Jackson pitches Crumblesnax. We wonder what part of the Mars Bar is trademarked, think of 101 potential uses, and imagine the inevitable Current Affair expose scandal. Dad doesn't think anyone could eat a whole candy bar in one go, Ryder gives Jackson some important information about manufacturing, and Jackson just wants everyone to suck it down! So replace all your food with a more expensive crushed up version of something you already eat but which is in no way better. Or don’t. Either way, that’s just good business!

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