A Pet Rental

In which our heroes decide they need a pet, can't afford one, and so try renting instead as Jackson pitches: A Pet Rental. We discuss the need for goons, ponder the cost of running a farm, and do 1940s Gangster accents. Dad thinks it's somehow unethical, Ryder wonders why Jackson keeps pitching animal business, and Jackson just wants to apply the loan-shark method of profiteering to pets. So head to the loudest, noisiest warehouse around, choose a pet out of the three tiers, and then fuck it all off and choose the party camel. It's the best decision you'll ever make, and that’s just good business!

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