A Dark Secrets Retreat

In which our heroes attend a camp, commit a murder, then find out the murder was all staged and become a stronger team as a result, as Jackson pitches a Dark Secrets Retreat. We wonder what's wrong with our sales team, find out which employees are disloyal, and try to figure out a way to commit the perfect (fake) murder. Dad calls Jackson out, Ryder wants to know what happens when you go for the second year, and Jackson just worries about his eventual negative yelp review. So pack up your stuff, wave goodbye to your family, prepare for the greatest summer ever and then experience a pretty terrible event.
 

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