A Fitness Maze

In which our heroes strap on sweat bands, realise they need to get into shape and then run straight into a maze as Jackson pitches the Fitness Maze. We discuss the logistics of moving hedges, the psychological damage of being held prisoner and remember that rain exists. Dad is worried this is one of his ideas, Ryder keeps comparing it to Hunger Games and Jackson just wants to be a fat bully. So give Jackson your full support as he looks to ruin people physically and mentally in the name of weight loss, or don't, because you have morals. Either way, it's just good business!

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