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By now you've probably heard about Shia LaBeouf's unfortunate driving incident earlier this morning. Fortunately no one was seriously hurt except the f ucktard driver himself -- who almost killed innocent people. (Can you say "wake up call?")

Let's spew venom in Shia's general direction later and instead meet another important sports figure, shall we?

As a gay man, I feel it is my duty to broaden my horizon by learning more about the sports world. Snicker as you will, yesterday I learned more about North Carolina wrestler Long Wang. I found that to be rather enlightening, didn't you?

Nevertheless, soon thereafter reader TheFullBug alerted me to a one Mr. Lucious Pusey (pictured above). According to his ESPN profile, Mr. Pusey is a Line Backer for the Eastern Illinois Panthers who hails from Delray Beach, Florida. I'm not sure what a Line Baker is or does, but judging from the looks of his photo he clearly has the ability to kick anyone's ass for deriding his monicker.

Well, I for one will refrain from such childish behaviour and will make no joking references to succulent female reproductive organs (which, to me, is an oxymoron). So nyah!

Rico


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