Fresh Talk  

GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!

Girls, girls, girls...why are us women so intimidated by those talented ladies with the g-strings full of dollar bills?  Come on ladies, why be so judgemental?  Afterall, they working their way thru college right?  What's wrong with that?

I am a reformed anti-strip club woman.  After touring some of the finest establishments that Chicago and New york had to offer I now see what attracts men to these ultimate male bonding establishments.  As for the women that work there it's all about hustling men who are obviously sex starved suckers for their money.  In general they do not give a sh*t about the fat blob of sh*t they are grinding on.  They want his money not his one eyed wonder worm who has not seen a vag in months maybe years.

If I had to choose between my man going to a regular night club or a strip club I would choose the later.  Why?  Your man has a better chance at getting laid at a regular night club than a strip club.  Why?  Most strippers are numb to men and prefer women.  Plus, it's about making money not finding love.  That does not mean this plan is full proof just lowering the likelihood.  I am certainly not recommending you encourage this behavior either.  Boys will be boys and you have to be a secure B*TCH (Book: "Why Men Love B*tches") to keep him wanting you.

Peace,
C

Ladies if you hate his mother now, you will hate her even more when your married.  It does not get any better.  I know, I know, you think somehow you posses super powers that will make the innocent, holier than thou B*TCH more likeable.  Perhaps the powers you think you posses will change her meddling, condescending need to compete with you. This crazy idealogy has ruined relationships all over the world. 

I am not knocking mother in laws but rather those spawns of satan who show their ugly face over and over at the most in opportune time.  There is a silent war happening in families that is often times is undiscussed.  Instead we engage in psychological warfare with the She Devil.  

If you are a mother and have a son who you simply adore but hate his wife or girlfriend maybe you need to look in the mirror.  Maybe it's you.  Maybe you are a mother in law from hell that we all wish would move to MARS.  If you want to do everything for him and him do the same for you and get your feelings hurt when he buys his woman something nice.  Remember she is the one giveing him oral and have anal.  He's your son, not your husband.  Give him some space....you are too close for comfort.

If you do two or more of the following you are officially handed the title of Mother in law from hell.

1. Wash your grown son's under wear.
2. Have keys or access to his house or apartment and make frequent unannounced visits.
3. Have walked into his bedroom to catch he and his wife/girlfriend screwing.
4. Clean his house and rearrange the decor his wife/girlfriend has so lovingly done for him.
5. Think it's ok to lay on his side of the bed while he's at work.

If you are a mother in law remember, three's a crowd and there is only room for you as a mother not a second wife.

C