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Elton Says Things

Elton Says Things


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An internet roving semi-tard, humorist blogger...person talks about the world and why it's not good for you...or your pets. Listen to him here...if you dare.

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Another failed attempt at a Saturday show. So, I make it up now. What will I talk about? God only knows...call in and complain!

Some shit, some shit, some shit about making up my show because I messed up and blew it yesterday...morning, night. What ever time it was scheduled for.
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