My mediumship brings all the boys/girls to the yard. Pull up a chair baby...

It's my virgin episode, so don't bite me too hard. In my 25 plus years working professionally as a medium\psychic\kickass life changer I have been given two nicknames.

The Psychic hofosho :) and The Psychic Surgeon. I love them both but most people just call me Monika.

Your fisrt question is likely to be who the hell are you. Fair question and i have an answer. 

 I am the one who gets the unenviable pleasure of telling you the TRUTH, almost always when you don’t actually want it. I work by only one unbreakable rule. I will not ever knowingly,  nor have I yet unknowingly put someone in a false future. If you are looking for the lovey psychic fairy cupcake shit, I am going to crushingly disappoint you :(

But if you can man up and put your big girl panties on I can without being too evil fix almost anything, and my biggest skill is working with and manipulating energy to work with and for you. Like a psychic detox, it sucks but at the end it’s kind of awesome :)

So being the first show this is kind of a meet and greet. If anyone stumbles across me please come say hi.