Tonight's Emotions R Us Guest: Myspace's GUILITY VAGINA @ 7:30 p.m.

by DrBev

- Tue, Jul 21 2009

EXCERPTS FROM TALES FROM A GUILTY VAGINA'S NEWEST BLOG:

i kept on loving you...

I felt lonely right in front of you. You were a great guy…the best boyfriend I've ever had by a long shot. But your perpetual absence in my presence left me feeling lonely. So, as if by osmosis I took you for granted as a reaction to feeling taken for granted myself. Things were just too steady, I guess. Back then I didn’t do well with steady. It made me nervous. All that silent steadiness. There wasn’t such a thing when I was a kid, ya know. There was tremulous turmoil. Espionage. Cut-throat negotiations. High-stakes power games. The homeland Gestapo. Black magic. Red Dawns. It’s what I knew better than I knew myself. So your silent, sturdy, steadiness made me real uneasy. Not only that but I was so insecure, man. And what a burning bush that is! You have no idea how horrific is the existence of the girl who is that insecure with herself—that doubting of her her basic feminine worth. It’s like being covered with bees and nobody knows they’re on you but you. So anytime those smoldering, deep-set blue eyes of yours wandered wantonly in the direction of another, I knew. I knew like you know when a razorblade is pulling your skin apart. Heat. Fire. I was just so goddamned sick of being ignored—replaced with a look. So when you looked at her and her and her like that, the bees started to swarm. And I was gonna get even with you even if I didn’t really mean to. Make sense? Inferiority is a bitch like that.

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