The Most Artistic Giant Mutated Killer Pig Movie Ever. We'll Stake Our Careers On It

Would you like to take a FREE stress test? If you would just step over here, I'll give you a FREE reading using my E meter...CRASH!!!! Back John Travolta! Back!!! Just one time you say you liked Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder and this is what you get. Being a film critic is hard work. It's not easy being an ass 24 hours a day 6 days a week (the 7th day is spoken for by our erotica collections). Death by DVD takes a step away from the "headier" subjects this week and get back to the basics...rubber monster basics. We do movies all containing crazy monsters and beasts in this exploration of everything good and sacred in the world. Why our we infinitely impressed and even awed by the simple joy of monsters taking a bite out of someone. I mean we could literally sit through a 48 hour straight marathon of nothing but cool creatures masticating on human flesh. We got demons, killer genetic freak dogs,mind warping attack slugs, giant pissed off wild boars and dragons. That's right folks get on your damn feet and give us adulation, I said DRAGONS! This show is gonna be like a redneck with a cadre of awful tattoo flash.