Cross Country with Matt Jordan

My show is about politics. Pretty plain and simple I suppose, but instead of taking my rounds bashing the president or a particular party instead I aim to educate people. And when I mean people I mean young people. All too often the youth fall victim to the indoctrination and brainwashing those who want to use the younger generation to avenge their gripes with society. By "those" I mean old dried up hippies who teach Sociology at the local community college. You know the ones, they have a ponytail but their going bald. They usually have a goatee which compliments that oxymoron on their head. I feel its my job to save my generation and generations that come after I've long faded from this earth. Besides, I'm much more versed in issues than say your bitter underpaid public high school teacher who drives a Pinto and lives with his mother because he can't afford a house yet. And, and this is important, I'm smarter and more enlightened than the kids at your college who hybrids and drink coffee while sitting amongst themselves on the floor of their dorm listening to Rilo Kiley before they go protest whatever it is they feel is cool to protest at that moment in time. So without further a due, listen to my show...or the terrorists win.