Finally Friday

A man in India chopped his wife's head off, then walked around with it before he was arrested. He said he was window chopping with his wife.

How did the women that Bill Cosby allegedly have sex with, know what he was doing? The were doped up!

Woman tells man that another man is fine. Man tells woman that most likely the other man is gay. She gets mad. Man tells woman that another woman is fine. Woman tells man that the other woman is most likely a hoe...why do we do that?

Remember when people used to stick their car alarm remote against their face to set the alarm, thinking it made a difference? I wonder if people still do that.

Who used to throw their old Nintendo controller at the console when the game kicked our ass...now the controllers are worth more than the games.

Runners always run to stay healthy, but look like the sickest people ever. Burn victims are prettier.

San Francisco now has an online report that tells you when people had shit on the sidewalk. 

Chinese symbol tattoos don't really mean anything. But I bet there's a lot of people in China with English tattoos.

Are people still doing hashtags, and are they making a difference?