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Worst Dates Ever and The Lessons Learned

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Welcome, welcome, welcome everyone to The ChickS.H.Y.T. & Real Talk Radio Show, where these chicks'll Surely Have You Talkin...

Ladies, you've been dreaming about going out with this man ever since your first day there and he processed your entry paperwork! He was gorgeous and all the chicks in line had the same thought when they saw him..."Man, I'd sure love to know what he tastes like". He seems oblivious to all the attention, as though he's used to it and isn't phased in the least by panting females. But you are no panting female. Your eyes lock and he holds your gaze as he is reciting instructions for your registration that you don't even hear, because you are to busy focusing on how delicious his lips look. Your encounter was brief. You don't think you'll see one another again, because this is a huge campus. Class starts two days later and who should walk in to give a presentation but Mr. Delicious! As he's giving his presentation about the things us students could expect from his office, your eyes lock...and he stutters! It takes a moment for him to gain his composure, but his eyes never leave yours. The connection has been made! Ironically, you won't see this man for another nine weeks when it's time for you to leave. You've spent that time fantasizing about everything you'd do with those lips of his and everywhere that you'd use those lips of yours. Those fantasies have carried you for the whole time you've been here. The day you are scheduled to fly out, he's working the desk and you feel almost embarrassed by the dirty thoughts you've been having. As you leave, you notice that he has slipped a note in your folder with an offer to fly you back for some "personal" time and his phone number if you are interested. 

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