Social media dating and embarrassing moments that happen during sex

So we all have had nightmare social media dates and men and women that you have had to run away from I wanna hear some of those funny stories and also moments when you have a new sex partner and something goes wrong either you stomachache acts up and you have gas or even have to go #2 when things just started getting hot and heavy? Or maybe a story about something that went totally wrong and you just knew that person was never going to call you again after that? Please share your stories even if you don't want to give your name? We have all been through it lets have some laughs about it?