About Me > Part 2 OK, lets get this out of the way. YES I have smoked pot and Yes I have inhaled. See it was not that hard to say. Am I in debt and do I owe any back taxes? I am an American what do you think? It is the American way to be in debt and as far as taxes go as of today I do not think I owe any back taxes. Since I do not have enough money to employ an immigrant I bet I do not have any issues there. I have been in trouble with the law once or twice or maybe a few other times as well but I have not ever be convicted of a felony. When you can’t afford a lawyer you always plea bargain. These are things that I feel will serve me well as president for I have lived the life of the average American. Other little fun facts. I farted just a second ago, I burp when I drink soda, I’ll vomit if I drink to much special soda. I was just forced to watch High School Musical 3 with my 3 year old daughter. I do not care who wins an Oscar tonight. Ok I am just trying to fill space now hope you are amused. But really I will share anything that I can with you all something no other politician would ever do. Why they feel the need to have every word they say written by others is beyond me, and why they hold the way they are in real life to guarded only makes me think they are hiding something. No man, woman or child is perfect in fact it is our own unique habits and past actions that define us as who we are. With out living the life I have I would not have the courage to stand up for what I believe in. I would not have the courage to go shopping in my old, torn faded sweats. The person you are in the morning is the person you are putting on a suit or nice dress does not change that. I am willing to bet anything that every President we have ever had has had a wet fart and scratched their ass. We do not vote for the best looking or smartest we vote for the one who has the back bone to actually do what he or she says they are going to do. We need a president who is willing to check their ego at the door. We have never had that they all say they are servants of the people but everyone in the room must stand when they enter, they must be addressed as Mr. President. Correct me if I am wrong but we have not had a female president yet, Right? And being elected does not change your name, Right? So why then do we treat the President differently then any one else? The president serves us the people we do not serve them. I will serve the people…
About Me > Part 2
OK, lets get this out of the way. YES I have smoked pot and Yes I have inhaled. See it was not that hard to say. Am I in debt and do I owe any back taxes? I am an American what do you think? It is the American way to be in debt and as far as taxes go as of today I do not think I owe any back taxes. Since I do not have enough money to employ an immigrant I bet I do not have any issues there. I have been in trouble with the law once or twice or maybe a few other times as well but I have not ever be convicted of a felony. When you can’t afford a lawyer you always plea bargain. These are things that I feel will serve me well as president for I have lived the life of the average American.
Other little fun facts. I farted just a second ago, I burp when I drink soda, I’ll vomit if I drink to much special soda. I was just forced to watch High School Musical 3 with my 3 year old daughter. I do not care who wins an Oscar tonight. Ok I am just trying to fill space now hope you are amused. But really I will share anything that I can with you all something no other politician would ever do. Why they feel the need to have every word they say written by others is beyond me, and why they hold the way they are in real life to guarded only makes me think they are hiding something.
No man, woman or child is perfect in fact it is our own unique habits and past actions that define us as who we are. With out living the life I have I would not have the courage to stand up for what I believe in. I would not have the courage to go shopping in my old, torn faded sweats. The person you are in the morning is the person you are putting on a suit or nice dress does not change that. I am willing to bet anything that every President we have ever had has had a wet fart and scratched their ass.
We do not vote for the best looking or smartest we vote for the one who has the back bone to actually do what he or she says they are going to do. We need a president who is willing to check their ego at the door. We have never had that they all say they are servants of the people but everyone in the room must stand when they enter, they must be addressed as Mr. President. Correct me if I am wrong but we have not had a female president yet, Right? And being elected does not change your name, Right? So why then do we treat the President differently then any one else? The president serves us the people we do not serve them. I will serve the people…