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BEARD SALAD #29 – No Maynard, No Cry

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Wedding commitments demand that Maynard miss an episode for the first time, but if you fear the podcast is rudderless without his tremendous comedy dick orienting the proceedings, FEAR NOT – the remainder of the Beard-tards do an excellent, wholly commendable job of staying the course.  Seriously.  They obviously don’t need him.  Maynard might quit.  Anyway, topics attacked:

  • An exciting local school shooting!
  • American Gun Laws!
  • The undulating tendrils of Big Tobacco attempting to obstruct the glory of electronic cigarettes! 
  • Craycroft is bloated with hatred, and floats through the skies heralding doom for all that fall under his shadow
  • Cobble laments the missing Maynard
  • Maynard’s wedding playlist gets dissected
  • Cobble and Craycroft LOVE LEGOS
  • Scintillating Bible-themed sex toy discussion
  • If you smoke, you are a fool
  • HUNTER CORRELL OF STAGECOACH INFERNO IS WRITING A BEARD SALAD THEME SONG
  • Cobble receives a spooky voicemail
  • The boys discuss the odds of Maynard crying like a little girl during his wedding, and formulate a plan to ensure it
  • What is the perfect honeymoon?  Going to the Bio-Dome and doing the Safety Dance?  Driving to Austin?  Staycation?  Comic-Con?  Hedonism?
  • gigantic liquid bloodshit, 2014.

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!  COME EACHA VEGGIES

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