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  Date / Time: 9/11/2009 1:59 AM UTC

  Uranus - Where Do You Dare....To Be Different? From Brad Kronen's "Welcome to the Solar System' Ser
  

  

  Uranus –

  Where do you dare……..

  To be different?

   

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  14-09-09 (Date done the Brit way – got a problem with it?)

   

  10PM, Easter Island Standard Time, - You don’t KNOW Easter Island Standard Time? Jeeez!

   

  8PM, Pacific Standard Time

   

  “Uranus is one of the most chaotic and disruptive systems in the solar system.” –

  Mark Showalter, Carl Sagan Center

   

  “Hey! said my name is called Disturbance

  I’ll shout and scream, I’ll kill the king!

  I’ll rail at all his servants!”  -

  Rolling Stones, “Street Fighting Man”

   

  “This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.”  - “Hair”

   

  Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun and is THE oddball of our Solar System. Its planetary axis is tilted sideways, its magnetic field does not emanate from the center of the planet, and unknown by most, this mighty giant like Saturn has rings as well. 

   

  But these can’t be just your average, run of the mill, cookie cutter, around your planetary waist hoola hoop rings,

  O NO!!!!  Uranus imitates no one in the stinking Milky Way! HIS rings circle up and around his atypical orb while his north and south poles lie where all the other lemming planets have their equators.

   

  And as if you didn’t have your fill on how DIFFERENT Uranus is from everyone else, his is the only name in our solar system that is of Greek origin not like those other Roman posers!!!!! (storming off and slamming bedroom door).

   

  From a personal perspective, Uranus’ placement in our birth charts tells of where we claim our individuality, how we dare to break off from the crowd and blatantly display our unique differences (or lack thereof).  It also hints at where some of us may have streaks of genius by having thoughts so brilliant and ahead of their time, they should be immediately patented!  

   

  Multi Rainbow Mohawks and Chia Pet/Clap On Clap Offs aside,  Uranus is not only daunting on a personal, individualized level but it is also the first of the “generational” planets which because of its far distance from the Sun and slower moving orbit, affects entire generations of us on Earth as it slowly trevails through each of the signs of the zodiac, therefore affecting the dynamics of history itself!

   

  When we take Uranus’ influence of an  unapologetic flair of individuality in the individual’s birth chart and apply it to the annals of history with a generational theme we see that this planet has pretty much everything to do with: Rebellion, Anarchy, and Utopia. 

   

  It still astounds me that the Planet of  Rebellion was discovered in the year 1781 - smack dab in the middle of  two of Western Civilization’s most violent overturnings of the status quo  - The American Revolution of 1776 and The French Revolution of 1789!

   

  So join me won’t you?  Allright, Allright, don’t join me then, go stand and sulk in a corner, whining about how no one understands you while you absentmindedly make noises with your new tongue piercing – See if I care*!

   

  *Actually, see how little I actually WILL care when you are permanently banned from my show for even hinting at a Uranus joke.  A joke about Ur-an-us – OMG I never heard that before, you are SO creative and clever (cough)…….

   

  RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

   

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