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Astrology, Karma and the art of Tarot in the Everyday World with the first Astrologer on reality TV and one of the world's best Tarot Readers, Brad Kronen
Date / Time: 9/7/2009 1:28 AM UTC
BRAD KRONEN’S “WELCOME TO THE SOLAR SYSTEM”
SERIES
Saturn –
Le Bette avec La Belle
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Wednesday, September 9th, 8PM, PST
“The Great Malefic” “The Lord of Karma” “The Bringer of Restriction and Fear”
With calling cards like these who WOULDN’T be petrified of Saturn?
In the opening pages of her brilliant book, Saturn: A New Look at an Old Devil, my mentor Liz Greene presents the Olde French fairy tale of Beauty and The Beast and states that The Beast, or “Il Bette”, is always the dark face of the handsome Prince and goes on to say that the same archetype we use for The Beast is really the essence of Saturn. For as the fairytale tells us, it is only when The Beast is loved for his own sake that he can be freed from the spell and can become The Prince.
Greene also states that viewing Saturn as just a one dimensional force of hardship and restriction is an archaic approach to astrology; for in order for the modern soul to evolve, nothing in today’s world can be looked at as ALL bad or good.
I myself like to replace Saturn’s Satanic-like title of the “Great Malefic” with the planet that deals with “Life’s Lessons Learned the Hard Way.”
People, none of us truly learn or grow unless there is some form of pain involved. Simply look at the outcomes of a disturbingly high percentage of large lottery winners: When barraged with a massive amount of wealth out of the blue, almost every human being fails to take proactive steps of self protection nor actually stops to think why this is occurring to them and what it means in the big picture of their lives. Only things like loss, loneliness and fear bring about these actions from us and they all reside under Saturn’s domain.
I would highly recommend that two signs in particular attend this show – Virgos and Librans. In a mere matter of weeks, Saturn will be leaving the sign of Virgo after a good, long challenging stay in that sign since September of 2007!
Yes, Virgos, I know, I know. Most of you are either still in mental traction or are too weak to blow any kind of streamer to celebrate, BUT TAKE HEART! For those Virgoans who did their karmic homework during this 2 ½ year transit through their sign, Saturn doesn’t just kick you in the stomach and walk out of your lives laughing! Well, the kicking in the stomach part still applies, but for those Virgos who didn’t resist the necessary huge spoonfuls of cosmic cod liver oil Saturn so non-subtlely crammed down your throats, upon his exit of your sign come this October 30th, you will receive TANGIBLE REWARD! (crickets………………..tumbleweeds blowing by……………..)
OK, look at it this way my Virgins, come this fall, you’ll win the jackpot lottery for the Ninth Layer of Hell, does that work?
For all you Librans, Satan, I mean Santa, I mean Saturn is coming to your town! So let’s prepare ourselves shall we? Because Scale Kids, let’s put it this way, Saturn SO doesn’t like “either/or” answers and tends to respond to that kind of mental wavering with EITHER you do this OR ELSE!
Narrows things down at least, right! And here too, Librans TAKE HEART! Saturn will be entering the sign of Libra come October 30th, BUT Saturn is in its exaltation, or its energies function best in, the sign of Libra. Because even though you crazy Scaleans take til next Christmas to decide things like what movie you want to see or what restaurant you want to go eat at, when it comes to “Judgement” the planet of structure, organization, prudence, and wisdom couldn’t shine any better than in your sign!
So join me won’t you? At least the crickets will….SATURN!
And one final note: How many gods or superheroes do YOU know that drive around in a chariot drawn by fang toothed serpents with wings???? Huh? Huh?
**What a shocker! As I was mass emailing this very same announcement, this headline emerged:
Teen Lottery Winner Says She's Broke
Aug. 31) - A young woman who won over $3 million in the lottery when she was just 16 says she blew it all on wild shopping sprees, breast implants and cocaine.
Rogers, from Cumbria in northwest England, was a shop assistant when she hit the jackpot in 2003. Now 22 and the mother of two young children, she says she has about $32,000 left.
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