Capricorn: The Allegorical Tale of the Life of Benjamin Button

Capricorn is the only sign of the 12 where life literally goes in reverse! I reworded the title to the film “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” as “The Allegory of the Capricorn”. Capricorn and even more so Capricorn Rising people have no childhood – they are 45 yr olds in the body of a child who must work at an extremely early age or play parent to their parent. They are very serious little children who have no time to skip, joke around or be in any way spontaneous. High school years are probably the height of their hellish time, and the college years are no picnic either. It is when all the other signs fall apart at “The Saturn Return” at ages 28-31 that the Capricorn comes into their own stride, and with each year afterwards life gets easier, lighter, and funnier. Along with this life reversal role, Saturn rules the bones and skin, so the Capricorn literally gets better looking with age, getting more and more distinguished looking as their bone structure and skin are made sexier with time!. So wear some sensible shoes, it’s going to be a steep climb on Friday @ 8PM! Brad Kronen Original! What do these people who began their careers by shocking as many people as possible have in common: Elvis “Hips” Presley, Annie “Woodpecker” Lennox, Rod “The Rod” Stewart, David “Space Alien Drag Queen” Bowie, Marlene “Men’s Suit” Dietrich and Marilyn “ummm Marilyn Manson” Manson? Hmmmm, I wonder?